my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
(via marinadimond)
what if you woke up one day and you were hot
idk i’d probably open the window or something
(via niallssexslave)
✖ The strangest part about being famous is you don’t get to give first impressions anymore. Everyone already has an impression of you before you meet them.
(via lol-douchebag)
Let’s be real here if Tumblr actually had its own country it would devolve into violent anarchy in like 3 minutes tops
But all the Larry shippers would be huddled in one room reading fanfictions to eachother in sexual tones.
we’d have a town called Larry Town
WHOT HE FUCK IS LARRY
(via frictioned)
the fact that she’s alone makes it so much better
I’M FUCKING CRYING OUFHEWQOJIPGPK FUCK
ALWAYS.
ALKSDLKFASLDHKFLASDKHF
HOLY SHIT I’M DYING HERE I CAN’T BREATH
TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE.
OHmy hGOD WHAT IS THIS
WHY AM I LAUGHING SOGLDSG;AFSDGKAF HARD gOD;FSD’G
I LEGIT STARTED LAUGHING FROM THE FIRST SECOND ON!! AVBKSDVJNVAERVJ
(Source: pharlapsbitch, via jaesama)
